MNZ: Wrestling Observer April 4, 2007

This was the issue that recapped Allen Coage’s life in a few thousand uncomfortable words, and basically – in my opinion – the Wrestling Observer is useless unless it’s some long-winded recounting of some dude’s life in wrestling, with all the crazy local angles that are missing from today (or at least maybe the crazy local crowds are missing). That Meltzer dude should offer a subscription service just for obits. I guess he sells obit books, but who the fuck wants to wait around for a book to come out. If Dusty Rhodes dies tomorrow, I want to read about him riding a donkey into a bar with guns drawn in like two weeks, not two years.