I love the freezer on my front porch, overstuffed with dumpster diven bagels and bread, homemade sausage, like 10 pounds of fatback from our friends' pig that my wife really needs to make lard out of since it's only wrapped up in butcher's paper, plus chinese restaurant takeout soup tupperwares full of turkey and chicken broth. The seal is sorta not most proper on the freezer so I have a big jug of water I use to hold the top down tight. (Also, if you like to pretend to be a cooking nerd and are all like "The correct term is stock if it is made with animal matter; a broth is a derivative of cooking down vegetables," then go the fuck back to France, and take your stupid bagels with you.)
I hate, not really hate, but I guess that's the gimmick so let's use that word for now, white dudes who have dreadlocks but shave their face. I don't understand. To me, having dreadlocks as a white dude (which I had for like five years) is already a pretty embarrassing personal statement, so if you are going to make it, you should probably be doing it to not give a social fuck at all. But if you neglect the personal care to put a brush to your head hair, yet take the time to carefully scrape the visible hairs off your face, it's a contradictory action, and really just goes to show what a woman you truly are inside emotionally. You should probably pray to your fake appropriated Rasta Gods who conveniently have abandoned their hatred of whitey in your mind that you don't go to jail for possessing with intention to distribute tha kind, because a longhaired, smooth-faced, emotional woman of a white man has a tough time in the jails. From what I heard.
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