Here are the dudes with the most NCAA tournamental points through the Sweet 16 games on Friday night that shall be playing today, or at least on the team rosterin the case of some of these dudes...
#1: Kalin Lucas (Michigan State guard; 153 previous points in the tourney, 29 in this one) - He is out for the year though bros, so the Spartaneers will have to trudge on without their main boy.
#2: Raymar Morgan (Michigan State forward; 139 previous points, 35 in this one) - Second main boy still in the house though, and Raymar is a man.
#3: Durrell Summers (Michigan State guard; 128 previous points, 59 in this one) - Look at that. And they're only a #5 seed? They must've underachieved like a fat bitch this year.
#4: Wayne Chism (Tennessee forward; 123 previous points, 42 in this one) - The young and amiable Wayne abandoned his headband halfway through Friday night's game. This shall come back to haunt the Volunteers.
#5: Kyle Singler (Duke forward; 122 previous points, 63 in this one) - The only reason he looks 17-years-old is because the next dude looks like he's 14-years-old.
#6: Jon Scheyer (Duke guard; 114 previous points, 38 in this one) - "Freestyle raps" in internet message boards, and thinks he's hard because he owns the 50 Cent movie.
#7: Nolan Smith (Duke guard; 81 previous points, 45 in this one) - Two bros on the Duke team, named Nolan and Lance. Hahahaha.
#8: LaceDarius Dunn (Baylor guard; 77 previous points, 62 in this one) - He and Tweety Carter are the most gangsta sounding back court in this entire tournament from the opening tip-off.
#9: Chris Allen (Michigan State guard; 73 previous points, 6 in this one) - Mayhaps he won't be a bench player so much now that Lucas is down.
#10: J.P. Prince (Tennessee guard; 70 previous points, 47 in this one) - I was bummed that Michigan State beat Northern Iowa, but the positive is Tennessee gets to rock the orange again today.
#11: Draymond Green (Michigan State forward; 70 previous points, 19 in this one) - Damn... how many Michigan State fuckers are gonna be on this list?
#12: Korie Lucious (Michigan State guard; 46 previous points, 26 in this one) - So hard not to call him "Luscious".
#13: Lance Thomas (Duke forward; 45 previous points, 15 in this one) - See what I was saying?
#14: Delvon Roe (Michigan State forward; 39 previous points, 17 in this one) - Delvon sounds like an evil computer program involved in some sort of post-Apocalyptic movie from 1985.
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