I have had two new issues of my zine called the Rojonekku
Word Fighting Arts zine for like over a month, but free money and free time are
a Venn diagram of reality and my intersection is small. I readily admit I am of
a position in life not necessarily what I felt born into, and thus my
intersecting Free Time and Free Money Venn Diagram of Life Comfort is far
larger than probably ever before since I’ve been a human being, but it still
does not afford mailing shit out in a timely manner. No worries, I don’t have
too many subscribers anyways. BUT GUESS WHAT – YOU CAN SUBSCRIBE TO MY ZINE
Sure zines are archaic and somewhat counterintuitive to our current
cultural trainings, but I am a rock solid master of archaic counterintuitive
arts. (More like slave, if we are being honest.)
Also I decided to no longer offer selling individual issues.
These are limited print runs of 150 each issue, and subscribers start with #001
and whatever is unsubscribed upon I’m just gonna mail out to whoever I feel
like. You are certainly able to email or write me and suggest places I mail
these extra issues out to, even if it’s just yourself, but likely I will follow
my own witless whims and will (of the wisp). This is going to be a losing
proposition most likely so fuck it, I’ll send them wherever I see fit outside
of subscribers.
Oh hey, speaking of archaic and nonsensical, I’ve decided
that with the beginning of the new year in 2016, there will be a ridiculous
nonsensical gibberish blog I’ll be doing which will be accessible to
subscribers to the zine as well. Most likely most subscribers will not bother
checking that site, as most people don’t check this site, as we don’t really
see ourselves culturally trained to “check” websites any more, outside of our
supercenter one-stop social media shops. THE DAYS OF THE SIMPLE MOM-AND-POP
RAMBLING CONSPIRATORIAL WEBSITE ARE GONE, YO. But this is a thing that makes me
happy, this nonsense blog which will be called New Earth Writing, so I am going
to do it as a subscriber bonus, although it won’t really be a bonus but your
native born right as someone who gives me money for the weird shit that comes
out my brain (or heart, or even gut… I am not sure of the origins to be
honest).
So here is what is in these two new issues, which you will
receive as the beginning of your subscription if you subscribe from any point
between now and when I finish issue 5 (which may be next spring, or next week…
no predictions).
ROJONEKKU WORD FIGHTING ARTS ISSUE 3
INTRODUCTION (where I say hello)
BLOSSOM OF THE REDBUDS (nature’s screwed & chopped tree)
NATURE OF THE ELECTRIC STAPLER AT WORK & WHAT IT
SIGNIFIES (not even my current work no more)
VULTURES & EAGLES (I saw some vultures)
BUDDHA DUMP TRUCK (tiny Buddha army in action)
THE PROMISE OF RAVEN MACK’S TILLER (neighbor neighbor, why
you bugging)
DREAM JAGUAR (car, not spirit animal)
THE NATURAL URGE TO WALK (innate ache)
MADE-UP WOMAN NAMED HETTIE HITCHENS (a new place in my
made-up worlds called Chuckrock)
TOP SEVENS (pointless lists)
WORK VAN BLOOZE (an ode)
TOO MANY KEYS (more blooze)
FACE TATTOOS (another ode)
ROJONEKKU T-SHIRT (not for real, more an exploration of
possibilities)
FIRST UMBRELLA (sad pathetic realities of Raven Mack life)
OUTRO (where I say goodbye)
ROJONEKKU WORD FIGHTING ARTS ISSUE 4
This issue has an intro and outro, like always, but it is
the 45s on 33 list from last summer as seen on this website, except two things
came together like peanut butter and chocolate: 1) You can’t really write about
the actual music online when you are sharing download links because devil ass
corporations get jacked up and send you threatening emails which mean nothing
so long as you never acknowledge them; and 2) I felt like the three people who
subscribe who might actually have read parts of the list on the website as well
deserve more than that. So what I did was write a whole shitload more about the
actual records, or just more nonsense, probably as much added new as was
already there, and there was a shit ton of beautiful nonsense gibberish
speaking in tongues the devil’s algorithms can’t understand Raven Mack bullshit
in the list already. So it’s a giant compendium of even more nonsense. In fact,
I only got to #73 on the list, which is why if you click it on this website
now, it stops with #72, because I am deleting them from the cyber version as
they appear in zine version. IT’S A BRAVE NEW WORLD, YO.
Anyways, I hope you will consider supporting whatever the
fuck it is I do.