TOP TEN FATWAS AGAINST FALSEBEARDS

t00 m4nY f4ls3b34rdz
t0d4Y, pr3t3nd1ng d1rtg0d
bVt sh1n3f4c3 d3v1lz#haiku#rojonekku#falsebeards pic.twitter.com/FBh6AZ49ZT

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) January 21, 2016

f4ls3b34rdz n3v3r w1sp
c0m1ng fr0m cVltVr3 0f sm00th3d
c0mf0rt & sh3lt3r#haiku#rojonekku#falsebeardprivilege pic.twitter.com/eI6kCMN4Xe

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) January 21, 2016

th3 f4ls3b34rd 3th0s
bV1lt fr0m 1mm0r4l1tY
c0mf0rt3d bY w34lth#haiku#rojonekku#falsebeardethos pic.twitter.com/dlUycqpttS

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) January 21, 2016

f4ls3b34rdz Vnd3rst4nd
s1lk3n sV1t3d w4ys b3tt3r
th4n trV3b34rd d1rtg0dz#haiku#rojonekku#falsebeards#dirtgods pic.twitter.com/6R8WHrWwfY

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) January 21, 2016

"playing lawyer ball"
4s n0t3d ph1l0s0ph3r
h4nk h1ll h4d 0nc3 s41d#haiku#rojonekku#realtalk pic.twitter.com/ALzNAASZUb

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) January 21, 2016

h4t3rz g0nn4 h4t3
& f4ls3b34rdz g0nn4 f4ls3b34rd
- c4n't d3nY n4tVr3#haiku#rojonekku#falsebeardnature pic.twitter.com/xcqoD1SlXn

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) January 21, 2016

1'm n4tVr4l b0rn
trV3b34rd - 3v3n wh3n sh4v3d st1ll
r0Vgh 4r0Vnd 3dg3z#haiku#rojonekku#truebeard pic.twitter.com/FD1G58RUir

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) January 21, 2016

f4ls3b34rdz cVlt1v4t3
"artisanal poverty"
w1th g3ntr1f13d 4ctz#haiku#rojonekku#falsebeardethos pic.twitter.com/MZ4oc3GCUW

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) January 21, 2016

r4z0r 4ll f4ls3b34rdz
sl1c3 th31r s0ft 01l3d w1spz fr0m sm1rkz
sh0w th3m wh4t sc4rz 4r3#haiku#rojonekku pic.twitter.com/w27OKsAZF2

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) January 21, 2016

m0th3rfVck f4ls3b34rdz
f0r3v3r - 1'm fr33b34rd... "and this
beard you cannot shave"#haiku#rojonekku#truebeard pic.twitter.com/OEseAKazPV

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) January 21, 2016

#1: t00 m4nY f4ls3b34rdZ/t0d4Y, pr3t3nd1ng d1rtg0d/bVt sh1n3f4c3 d3v1lZ

#2: f4ls3b34rdZ n3v3r w1sp/c0m1ng fr0m cVltVr3 0f sm00th3d/c0mf0rt & sh3lt3r

#3: th3 f4ls3b34rd 3th0s/bV1lt fr0m 1mm0r4l1tY/c0mf0rt3d bY w34lth

#4: f4ls3b34rdz Vnd3rst4nd/s1lk3n sV1t3d w4ys b3tt3r/th4n trV3b34rd d1rtg0dz

#5: "playing lawyer ball"/4s n0t3d ph1l0s0ph3r/h4nk h1ll h4d 0nc3 s41d

#6: h4t3rz g0nn4 h4t3/& f4ls3b34rdz g0nn4 f4ls3b34rd/- c4n't d3nY n4tVr3

#7: 1'm n4tVr4l b0rn/trV3b34rd - 3v3n wh3n sh4v3d st1ll/r0Vgh 4r0Vnd 3dg3z

#8: f4ls3b34rdz cVlt1v4t3/"artisanal poverty"/w1th g3ntr1f13d 4ctz

#9: r4z0r 4ll f4ls3b34rdz/sl1c3 th31r s0ft 01l3d w1spz fr0m sm1rkz/sh0w th3m wh4t sc4rz 4r3

#10: m0th3rfVck f4ls3b34rdz/f0r3v3r - 1'm fr33b34rd... "and this/beard you cannot shave"