[retro drunk Vardy]
[25-Man Metaphysical
Roster is a football dork methodology meant to establish a listing of players
who have been most active for English Premier League teams in their past 100
non-friendly matches. Essentially, it is calculated by minutes played, but weighted
towards most recent games. The end result is a listing of the 25 players in a
team’s recent history who have had the largest hand on their metaphysical
sporting trajectory. The English Premier League was chosen because it is the
highest level of football played in an English speaking country, and I speak
English. Also, it is what comes on TV here in the USA, where I fucking live. And
yet still I should clarify I hate English, and also America. Thus maybe I hate
myself. Should I not fail in maintaining my unpaid deadline, a new 25-Man
Metaphysical Roster will appear on the 1st and 15th of every month.]
Leicester City went from champion to middle of the
pack, which is honestly what everybody expected. They also would’ve
leap-frogged another dead club who did not survive a second 25-Man treatment in
Middlesbrough. No blurbs because I am catching up.
#1: Kasper
Schmeichel (up from #5 last time
Leicester City was 25-Manned on 15-Apr-2017)
#2: Jamie
Vardy (up from #4 last time)
#3: Marc
Albrighton (up from #9 last time)
#4: Riyad
Mahrez (up from #8 last time)
#5: Christian
Fuchs (up from #6 last time)
#6: Danny
Simpson (up from #7 last time)
#7: Wilfred
Ndidi (up from #16 last time)
#8: Wes
Morgan (down from #2 last time)
#9: Harry
Maguire (previously #9 for Hull City
on 01-Mar-2017)
#10: Shinji
Okazaki (same as last time)
#11: Benjamin
Chilwell (up from #18 last time)
#12: Demarai
Gray (up from #13 last time)
#13: Daniel
Amartey (down from #12 last time)
#14: Andy
King (down from #11 last time)
#15: Robert
Huth (down from #1 last time)
#16: Danny
Drinkwater (down from #3 last time)
#17: Vincente
Iborra
#18: Islam
Slimani (down from #15 last time)
#19: Yohan
Benalouane (up from #21 last time)
#20: Aleksandar
Dragovic
#21: Matthew
James
#22: Kelechi
Iheanacho
#23: N’golo
Kante (down from #14 last time, also
previously #6 for Chelsea on 15-Sep-2017)
#24: Ahmed
Musa (down from #17 last time)
#25: Marcin
Wasilewski (down from #19 last time)