[nobody likely looking thru these old 25-Man posts I snuck in after the fact,
so good place to sneak in pic of tattoo of Andy Capp chasing a bastard cop]
[25-Man Metaphysical
Roster is a football dork methodology meant to establish a listing of players
who have been most active for English Premier League teams in their past 100
non-friendly matches. Essentially, it is calculated by minutes played, but weighted
towards most recent games. The end result is a listing of the 25 players in a
team’s recent history who have had the largest hand on their metaphysical
sporting trajectory. The English Premier League was chosen because it is the
highest level of football played in an English speaking country, and I speak
English. Also, it is what comes on TV here in the USA, where I fucking live. And
yet still I should clarify I hate English, and also America. Thus maybe I hate
myself. Should I not fail in maintaining my unpaid deadline, a new 25-Man
Metaphysical Roster will appear on the 1st and 15th of every month.]
Let’s go back through Bournemouth a second time,
although this time with no blurbs because well you should know if you’ve been
thumbing through the old shit.
#1: Steve
Cook (same as last time Bournemouth
was 25-Manned on 15-May-2017)
#2: Simon
Francis (up from #3 last time)
#3: Charlie
Daniels (down from #2 last time)
#4: Adam
Smith (up from #5 last time)
#5: Joshua
King (up from #7 last time)
#6: Nathan
Ake (up from #19 last time)
#7: Ryan
Fraser (up from #13 last time)
#8: Andrew
Surman (same as last time)
#9: Dan
Gosling (same as last time)
#10: Harry
Arter (down from #6 last time)
#11: Asmir
Begovic (previously #16 for Chelsea
on 15-Sep-2017)
#12: Artur
Boruc (down from #4 last time)
#13: Jordan
Ibe (up from #17 last time)
#14: Callum
Wilson (up from #15 last time)
#15: Lewis
Cook (up from #24 last time)
#16: Marc
Pugh (down from #10 last time)
#17: Junior
Stanislas (down from #11 last time)
#18: Benik Afobe
(down from #12 last time)
#19: Lys
Mousset
#20: Jack
Wilshere (down from #14 last time)
#21: Jermain
Defoe (previously #2 for Sunderland
on 15-Feb-2017)
#22: Tyrone
Mings (down from #21 last time)
#23: Bradley
Smith (up from #25 last time)
#24: Jack Simpson
#25: Lewis
Grabban (down from #23 last time)