B... will Spanish dreams die by
Berber invasion?
Morocco only team out
already, could play spoiler
I've loved Iran's run
over course of past four years -
could this be the end?
hard to bet against bastard
Ronaldo (but I will root)
rushed home riding bus
two hours after kick-off to
pour doogh, watch afresh
American indiff'rence
allowed for lack of spoilers
assuming Spanish
win, watching (and rooting) for
Iran to advance
likely to require outright
conquest over Portugal
passionate Persians
looking to beat Europe
for first time in Cup
(can't google anything for
fear of spoilers unleashing)
Morocco has scored
elsewhere; while here, Portugal
controls possession
teasing a goal against shook
goalkeeper, STILL SO EARLY
elsewhere, Spain has drawn
even; into second pint
of doogh already
you can't give me enough mint
yogurt drink nor world's football
Iran's physical
as fuck, not backing down, and
counter attacking
you can't fear football powers,
not when draws will mean defeat
Ronaldo complains
with GQ cover ready
condescending smile
ref appears to be content
to let game be physical
just when it appears
halftime may come all level,
Quaresma connects
Iran essentially two
down, as Morocco ain't shit
Ronaldo's sexy
complaints finally work, with
late VAR penalty
Iranians are livid -
infidel ref hates Islam
SHOCKING PENALTY
MISS BY RONALDO, WE STILL HAVE
A MATCH, INSHALLAH
FIFA gods aren't football gods,
Azmoun denied penalty
violence steadily
increasing, expect red cards
any minute now
five years of Queiroz work
twenty minutes from over
Ronaldo never
shall get red card, corporate
dollars protected
Spain falls behind elsewhere, plus
Iran scores late penalty
95th minute,
almost Iranian goal
to kill Portugal
but not to be, as FIFA's
run by football infidels
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