[ya boy dirtgod needs a fat stack of them envelopes like that]
Kisenosato's
return as yokozuna
has been eventful
he's hardly looked dominant,
but he made kachikoshi
it's been a year since
he's accomplished such a feat -
bad look for sumo
gyoji called multple
mattas (false starts) on Endo
poor sad Endo - he's
having an ugly basho,
struggling entirely
still a threat though, except when
matta policing happens
few bouts have true two
hands down - it's performative
motion in action
but Kisenosato shall
get all the help he can get
official sumo
federation wants their star
to shine (for money)
sumo federation wants
Japanese yokozuna
Kisenosato
brings about a fat stack of
sponsor envelopes
thus after three false starts, we
finally have some sumo
Endo easily
pushed backwards out the ring,
a potential "work"
"was Endo working hard, or
hardly working?" as they say
Kisenosato
got his kachikoshi, and
still only two back
but let's be real - this is not
the same Kisenosato
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