The hipster alternative strange east european sort
of set of Big Lots versions of famous rappers that started getting created a
few years back seems to have sort of petered out. We got our budget Ghostface
(in Action Bronson), and our budget Nas (in Your Ol Droog). And while Action
Bronson’s latest shit sounds tired and doing the same move he did a while back
but to less excitement, much like a washed up WWF wrestler appearing at the
county fair, I still enjoy an Your Ol Droog track from time to time. I don’t
even mind Action Bronson, because he’s more of a weird fat guy who does cooking
shows now, who unfortunately still releases rap music. Your Ol Droog has no
other life that I know of, and even though he didn’t turn out to be Nas, I enjoy
the fuck out of his flow. (Bonus love for this song because when my pop had hit
his hardest drinking times, living with a new family he didn’t seem too settled
with, all this Christmas presents for his kids came from shit he got with
Winston miles or bucks or whatever the fuck they call it, and I had bright red
long johns. I tore the Winston patch off though, not so much because I didn’t
feel like being a billboard but because that shit was scratchy as fuck on my
chest. Whoda thunk shitty cigarette company long johns would be so shoddy?)
3 comments:
I remember the Christmas of Marlboro bucks presents.
How are we not related?
the spirit of Sovthern Gothic Fvtvrism is that we're all cousins
so we are related
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