[25-Man Metaphysical
Roster is a football dork methodology meant to establish a listing of players
who have been most active for English Premier League teams in their past 100
non-friendly matches. Essentially, it is calculated by minutes played, but weighted
towards most recent games. The end result is a listing of the 25 players in a
team’s recent history who have had the largest hand on their metaphysical
sporting trajectory. The English Premier League was chosen because it is the
highest level of football played in an English speaking country, and I speak
English. Also, it is what comes on TV here in the USA, where I fucking live. And
yet still I should clarify I hate English, and also America. Thus maybe I hate
myself. Should I not fail in maintaining my unpaid deadline, a new 25-Man
Metaphysical Roster will appear on the 1st and 15th of every month.]
WORKING THROUGH A MISSED YEAR BECAUSE WE
RE-LAUNCHING THIS BITCH ON JUNE 1ST, 2019!!!
#1: NATHAN
REDMOND (up from #7 last time; also
his FIRST METAPHYSICAL STAR)
#2: PIERRE-EMILE
HOJBJERG (up from #11 last time)
#3: ORIOL
ROMEU (down from #2 last time)
#4: RYAN
BERTRAND (down from #1 last time)
#5: JACK
STEPHENS (up from #6 last time)
#6: JAMES
WARD-PROWSE (up from #9 last time)
#7: ALEX
MCCARTHY (up from #14 last time)
#8: CEDRIC
SOARES (down from #3 last time)
#9: JAN
BEDNAREK (up from #20 last time)
#10: MAYA YOSHIDA (down from #5 last time)
#11: MARIO
LEMINA (up from #15 last time)
#12: WESLEY
HOEDT (down from #10 last time)
#13: SHANE
LONG (same as last time)
#14: JANNIK
VESTERGAARD
#15: YAN VALERY
#16: ANGUS
GUNN
#17: DANNY
INGS
#18: STUART
ARMSTRONG
#19: CHARLIE
AUSTIN (same as last time)
#20: MATT TARGETT (up from #24 two times ago; also previously
ranked #22 for Fulham on 01-May-2019)
#21: DUSAN
TADIC (down from #4 last time)
#22: MANOLO
GABBIADINI (down from #17 last time)
#23: MOHAMED
ELYOUNOUSSI
#24: STEVEN
DAVIS (down from #12 last time)
#25: FRASER
FORSTER (down from #8 last time)
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