I AM WEARING NOTHING BUT MESH BOXER BRIEFS AND TRYING
TO DO KETTLEBELL SWINGS IN MY BASEMENT APARTMENT
LIVING ROOM WHILE WATCHING LUCHA LIBRE
BUT BLASTING NORTEÑO MUSIC LOUD AS FUCK
BECAUSE AMERICA HAS TOO MANY LAME ASS
NEIGHBORS; I SHOULD BE BACK IN THE
COUNTRY BUT NOBODY CAN AFFORD
ANYTHING IN THIS PLACE AND
NOW NOBODY CAN LEAVE BECAUSE
WE'VE FUCKED UP THE PANDEMIC BETTER THAN
ANYBODY ELSE. AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM
HAS LEFT US MORE DOOMED THAN EVER
OH WELL, KEEP SWINGING THIS KETTLEBELL
STUDYING THE TECHNIQUES OF FABY APACHE
AND THE IMPECCABLE FASHION OF MAXIMO
AND KEEP TRYING TO GET STRONGER
AND STUPIDER AND GROW A LONGER BEARD
AND AVOID DEATH FOR AT LEAST
ANOTHER 69 HOURS
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